Silly Farms Review: Honest Take on the Mushroom Chocolate and Gummies

The Silly Farms Team Mar 30, 2026

We're going to do something a little unusual: review ourselves. If you're thinking about trying Silly Farms for the first time, here's what you need to know, straight from us.

Who We Are

We started Silly Farms with a simple idea: make mushroom products that taste amazing and are actually fun to use. We're not a supplement brand cosplaying as candy, and we're not a cannabis company pivoting to mushrooms. We built the whole thing from scratch around flavor and good vibes.

Everything we make is third-party lab tested and contains no psilocybin or controlled substances, and we ship across the US.

The Chocolate Bars (11 Flavors)

This is where we go big. Each bar packs 7 grams of mushroom extract (Dubai Chocolate packs 10), and every flavor is its own thing:

Caramel Crunch, S'mores and Buttercup hit the comfort notes
Matcha Heaven and Dubai Chocolate are for the more adventurous
Cinnamagic, Fruity Tunes and Wavy Wafer bring the cereal-and-crunch fun
Milk Chocolate is the classic, and we're proud of it

What to expect: most people feel a mood lift within 30–60 minutes that peaks around 1–2 hours and fades smoothly over 3–5 hours.

The Gummies (9 Flavors)

Our gummies tend to come on a little faster (often 20–45 minutes) and feel more like a candy moment. Berry Wonderland and Skittleburst are fan favorites; Peachy Euphoria and Guava Groove are smoother and more mellow. Each bag has 7 grams of our Proprietary Mushroom Blend.

Silly Tabs (5 Flavors)

Our newest line: nootropic mushroom tabs in Bloomin Cherry, Blue Mintini, Lemon Zesty, Popmint and Sunburst. One tab is a 333mg serving, so they're the easiest way to dial in exactly how much you want.

Shipping and Value

We ship most orders within 24–48 hours. These aren't cheap candy bars; they're made with real ingredients and lab-tested every batch, and the price reflects that. We think it's worth it.

Bottom Line

We're obviously biased. But if you want a mushroom edible you'll actually look forward to eating, with more flavors than anyone else we know of and a brand that tells you exactly what's inside, start here.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For adults only. Don't drive or operate machinery after eating, and check with your doctor if you're pregnant, nursing, or taking medication.

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